we have twin bicycles.

i'm so sad this year is coming to an end.

takeoff

im in love with the thought of it.

thanks to you, i still have a home.

life in the fast lane

goal #1 for summer: learn to play bridge.
goal #2 for summer: rage.

when im older, i want to be surrounded by girlfriendz like this. gotta love yo girlfriendz.

photo via new york times.

current state:


idealized state:

let them funking eat cake.

deluxesupreme & serious business proudly present:
CAKE WEEK '09
(MAY 25-29) TBA




MISSION:
as true life connoisseurs, grumblybear & alanabird are searching for the most deluxe, moist, extravagant piece of cake in santa snooze proper. as we acknowledge that this quest is inheritlly a life pursuit for finding the perfect slice of heaven, we are ready and armed with forkz to indulge in some fine, top-of-the-line pastries.

ESTABLISHMENTS:
buttery
kelly's
black china
original sin
mary ann's

RULES:
1. full commitment to all five dayz (business week)
-amendment: not pitch hitters, but celebrities allowed
-amendment: cake week will be five dayz, a business week- because cakez are serious business.

2. one piece of cake is shared

3. server/cashier picks the cake

4. cake is not to be consumed while actively requiring sustenance

5. cakez will be rated on the following five point $cale:
-appearance
-texture
-frosting
-filling (if applicable)
-overall satisfaction
-taste
-style

6. slice must be consumed entirely.


pastry heaven, here we come!!! stay tuned for updatez.

yo mama.

most embarrassing laugh ever.

is it too lame/girly/idealistic/etc. to expect everything will just have a happy endingz? sometimes i just want to run into the horizon with my arms open wide.

in the mean time, im just going to funking laugh it all off (per usual). anyone down for a good belly rumble?

goldminez:


i'm going to enter in this contest next year:


any hope that i'll bring home the big W?

photo via darling wickedpickett

beautiful trainwreckz.

via goosebumpsfitsandmalaria

kitsch on the replay.

i never really understood the hype about mash upz. don't get me wrong, some shit i hella digg. yeah yeah, everything stands on the shoulders of the giantz that came before and all that jazzy $hit. i find the whole thing kinda kitsch.

maybe i just haven't found the right mish-mash goodies yet... understandably, mashups are a dime a dozen- everyone's got 'em / made 'em, but i want the gemstonez.

all i know is that when someone throws on girl talk, i throw up or think about throwing up on the dance floor.


i do like these goldmines:
hood internet
IMMUZIKATION
kissy sell out

SUP BRAH(min)?!?

school is fucking sicker- cause i look at $hit like this all day.

let's make tea and hang out like this homie.



via gaganendranath tagore

lately.

i've been having trouble sleeping.

i think that's because my head looks something like this...


via david shillinglaw