August 31, 2008

wasabiiiiiiiii

attn: i am not longer homeless.

in fact, i have the most deluxe house in santa cruz (i'm sorry, your place might be nice). the wasabi gem is the finest place by the sea.

come see for yourself.

August 23, 2008

that's my boyyy!

my boy barack has just released his second in command. congradulations joe bidden, i'm glad to have you on board.

to celebrate, guess what mama's making tonight...
http://www.parents.com/recipe/cookies/michelle-obamas-shortbread-cookies/

yummm, lemon squares. sooooo dang good.

i am a trainwreck.

problems with my life:

a). i am homeless

August 21, 2008



too many fools didn't see it, but the western influence is in.

all i need is stirup pants and a suede jacket with fringe, then i'm set.



haterz don't hate, once you see it you'll believe it.

August 20, 2008

inTENTCITY!

life in the tent city zoo: night shift, world exploded.

during treasure map time, the cutest boy with a brown curly mop can't make it to the bathroom and lets it all go on the fifteen foot giraffe puzzle. after the incident (and the terrible experience that followed with trying to find his parents), we all went pool side to watch the latest movie that the del thinks is young, hip and excellllent. five or so navy jets flew over; this darling boy with hearing aids couldn't stand it and ripped out his ear pieces. i tried to put them back in, but the damn things were ringing with feedback. once i figured out those little suckers and put them into his ears, he thanked me by jumping up and peeing all over the pool deck. if that wasn't enough, one of the animals escaped from the tent city zoo (only to be found a couple minutes later).

minimum wage is not cutting it.

August 19, 2008

lesson #823479

what i have learned this summer:

1. blogs = cool
2. there are multiple shades of perfect
3. all dance moves should be learned from children
4. the hotel del coronado is a piece of shit
5. ping pong rules
6. dogz aren't as bad as they seem
7. san diego is as bad as it seems (syke, its totally off the chain)
8. jokes are valuable merchandise
9. stay away from hot tubs
10. the internet is not a friend
11. don't believe everything said in a text message (4 realz!!)
12. operation of automobiles should be avoided
13. grandma's cooking is not the best
14. drinking games with grandma are the best
15. the east coast is calling my name
16. friends of friends are the best friends
17. michael phelps is ugly


and most importantly: summer is boss.


best friends forever- hand pocket.