snapz for halloween, right?
hope it is a spooky one.
p.s. phil was on fire at the crepe place last night.
October 31, 2008
October 28, 2008
straight to the dome.
academic guillotine. beheaded by a midterm.
brain is fried: deep fried, sunny side up. grab a fork academia, digg the fuck in.
on a lighter note, rather than studying, i am reading e-mails AND jenny love passed a gem to me.
my retarded brain, is actually more of a right sided retarded brain.
see for yaself: brain fart
brain is fried: deep fried, sunny side up. grab a fork academia, digg the fuck in.
on a lighter note, rather than studying, i am reading e-mails AND jenny love passed a gem to me.
my retarded brain, is actually more of a right sided retarded brain.
see for yaself: brain fart
October 27, 2008
biggest worst party you'll eva go to...
so i was doing some thinkin' (instead of some studin')...
the library is the biggest bad party you'll ever go to:
1. everyone is there
2. everyone is pissed
3. most people look nervous, scared or tired
4. i always have a headache
5. people around you always have uninteresting, stupid, loud conversations
6. shit is always rolled at 11:45pm
7. no beer
midtermz ain't cool.
the library is the biggest bad party you'll ever go to:
1. everyone is there
2. everyone is pissed
3. most people look nervous, scared or tired
4. i always have a headache
5. people around you always have uninteresting, stupid, loud conversations
6. shit is always rolled at 11:45pm
7. no beer
midtermz ain't cool.
October 24, 2008
things are looking fine, almost.
who stole autumn? it is freaking october and it was ninty degrees the other day. what the funk? don't get me wrong, i like my shorty shorts and sunglasses, but i was looking forward to a crisp breeze. is that too much for a lady to ask for?!? i hope the weather doesn't punk my ass: skip fall and go straight to winter... PLEASEEEE
not to bag on winter, it's nice to snuggle up with a cup of cocoa and make poms, etc. BUT I WANT AUTUMN IN MY LIFE. someone help me, never-the-less it looks like everything will be fine...
not to bag on winter, it's nice to snuggle up with a cup of cocoa and make poms, etc. BUT I WANT AUTUMN IN MY LIFE. someone help me, never-the-less it looks like everything will be fine...
cancer is good for you
life is complete, i smoked one of those nasty camel crushes with joe the ta before class yesterday. let's just say that i'm cruising for an A+.
October 17, 2008
this is going to be... nutz.
LORDYLORDYLORDY!!!
what the funk am i eating these dayz?!? did you know that fertiizers were developed during post WWI to make use of the equipment that used to make toxic war time weapons? ummm, pass the green beans ma.
FUNK, only pure top of the line organics will touch these tender (today, they are unusually chapped and dry... extremely embarassing) lips.
but it will all be okay.
i think.
what the funk am i eating these dayz?!? did you know that fertiizers were developed during post WWI to make use of the equipment that used to make toxic war time weapons? ummm, pass the green beans ma.
FUNK, only pure top of the line organics will touch these tender (today, they are unusually chapped and dry... extremely embarassing) lips.
but it will all be okay.
i think.
October 11, 2008
October 6, 2008
sandy egooo and a side of wonderful
i went down to the homeland this past week, last minute per usual. i didn't even see any homies, this weekend was all about my dear sweet ole mother.
momcakes is moving onward and her new place is totally crazy nutz PERFECT!! i love it. although, her poor little soul is all worried about the dang thing. i spent the entire weekend lifting cuisinarts and antique china (that she's never used, as far as i can remember). while i working away like a little pup, i found out that she has a REAL dali print. WTF!!! i never knew that the print thats been in her bedroom since i was a wee thang is a freaking DALI. i funk freaked.
OHHHHHHHH, and guess who is finally employed?!? the new marketing intern for california certified organic farmers is in the house!!! HOLLA BITCHES!!! slam dunk, honeyflies. momma is bringing home the bacon tonight!!
momcakes is moving onward and her new place is totally crazy nutz PERFECT!! i love it. although, her poor little soul is all worried about the dang thing. i spent the entire weekend lifting cuisinarts and antique china (that she's never used, as far as i can remember). while i working away like a little pup, i found out that she has a REAL dali print. WTF!!! i never knew that the print thats been in her bedroom since i was a wee thang is a freaking DALI. i funk freaked.
OHHHHHHHH, and guess who is finally employed?!? the new marketing intern for california certified organic farmers is in the house!!! HOLLA BITCHES!!! slam dunk, honeyflies. momma is bringing home the bacon tonight!!
October 2, 2008
what the FUNK
i lit my house on fire today. no fucking joke, i lit my perfect wasabi house on fucking fire.
i was smoking a god damn cancerous long and skinny; one of my ashes set the penthouse aflame. i had just finished a delightful granola and yogurt breakfast, lit up (like a fool) and went inside to take a shower. im not even going to front, im a pretty fast showerer. i changed and was doing my morning routine before class, when i hear yelling 'n stompin. the construction workers across the way were hosing down mah porch. the wood was even toasty, but then the fire department rolls up.
again, like a fool, i start freaking out (like a freak). lady firefighter escorts me to the out of sight and tells me to calm the hell down. blinded, gentlemen firefighters cut down part of my porch to check out the damage. the fools do more damage then good.
big j, mack daddy, and mista marv rolled over to help a lady out. needless to say, seven hours later, the backside of the wasabi house looks beautiful.
i am the worst housemate.
rule #1: don't set the 100 year old house on fire.
i was smoking a god damn cancerous long and skinny; one of my ashes set the penthouse aflame. i had just finished a delightful granola and yogurt breakfast, lit up (like a fool) and went inside to take a shower. im not even going to front, im a pretty fast showerer. i changed and was doing my morning routine before class, when i hear yelling 'n stompin. the construction workers across the way were hosing down mah porch. the wood was even toasty, but then the fire department rolls up.
again, like a fool, i start freaking out (like a freak). lady firefighter escorts me to the out of sight and tells me to calm the hell down. blinded, gentlemen firefighters cut down part of my porch to check out the damage. the fools do more damage then good.
big j, mack daddy, and mista marv rolled over to help a lady out. needless to say, seven hours later, the backside of the wasabi house looks beautiful.
i am the worst housemate.
rule #1: don't set the 100 year old house on fire.
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